You Know You're A Surfer When...

1) The smell of neoprene follows you everywhere

Pigpen Smell Neoprene

 2) Magic Seaweed is constantly open on your desktop

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3) You’d swap your left nut for one of these…

VW camper van

4) You know exactly what the surf forecast is for a week’s time, but you can’t remember what day the bins go out…

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5) Staying up all night to watch the Pipe Masters is a given…

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6) … and the idea of getting up at 5am for a dawnie doesn’t horrify you

surf dawnie

7) You treat your board with more care than your car

carboard

8) You’d consider missing a wedding/christening/the birth of your first child because the swell is up

surfer suit

9) You could spend hours reading up on the merits of quads verses thrusters

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10) You become paranoid that your plastic bag habit is single-handedly killing the world’s turtles

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11) Your bed is always full of sand

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12) … and an even tan is something other people dream of

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